Made by 20-somethings, for 20-somethings.
I recently lost my very best gay. We did everything together. Braid my hair, paint my nails, pay my bills, house hunt for my next home, husband hunt for my next victim, etc, etc. He finished my sentences and I finished his french fries. But now he’s gone, and I’m all by my lonesome. Though […]
If you’re going to continue to be a drunk even after college, it’s important that you class it up a bit and switch to wine, and I am not talking about YellowTail. Though there are several similarities between a wine connoisseur and an alcoholic, you can get away with a lot more, and even get […]
By Steve Love (In Response to Kit Harm’s article found Here: http://twentysomethingcity.com/2012/01/05/fag-hagdom-snagging-yourself-a-good-gay/ ) Since the dawn of time, Gay Men have found kind and worthy partners in Straight Women. It started with the first Gay-Male/Straight-Female couple ever documented: Adam and Eve. Adam told Eve not to eat the apple (Girl, YOUR FIGURE!); Eve confessed to him the sordid […]
I don’t know what it is about me, but for some unknown reason, all my life I’ve been attracted to gay men and they’ve been attracted to me. No, no I don’t mean sexually or romantically, but actually quite literally. It honestly seems as though there is some sort of magnetic attraction that pulls gays […]
Remember how movies didn’t use to have dialogues? It was all about the beauty of the images in Black and White, and the performance of actors portraying characters through their facial expressions. Movies used to be simple without all the sound and special effects that now make us believe things that are non-existent. French director […]
If you are a woman who has ever dated in Washington, you have most likely dated a man who is “a little bit gay.” You may not know you’ve dated him, but trust me, you have. What do I mean exactly? Well, as a licensed and trained fag hag/fruit fly, I will clear this concept […]
Here it is, Zagat’s list of this year’s D.C. NYE celebrations. Where are you headed? America Eats Tavern: Look back on the history of American cooking, while looking forward to 2012, at Jose Andres’ Penn Quarter pop-up, where tasting menus will precede dancing to vintage tunes ($75 for four courses from 5–7 PM; $150 for […]
The Bitches Who Brunch Have Released Their 2011 Best & Worst Brunch List! Here are the highlights: Best: The Source El Centro Agora Busboys & Poets L’Enfant Cafe & Bar’s La Boum Scion on P Street Ris Foggy Bottom Medium Rare Local 16 Indigo Landing Comfort Brunch at Crème Luna Grill Old Ebbitt Grill Worst: […]
Be sensitive and overly attached to your Mother. Have disdain for things that you are expected to like (sports, guns, Karate Kid). Rent movies like “Shelley Duvall’s Faery Tale Theater”, and “The Nutcracker Ballet” from Blockbuster. Have all girl friends. Get made fun of in High School, (maybe even be overweight in high school), and […]
