How To Grow Up Gay: A Guide for 0 – 20Somethings

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Be sensitive and overly attached to your Mother. Have disdain for things that you are expected to like (sports, guns, Karate Kid). Rent movies like “Shelley Duvall’s Faery Tale Theater”, and “The Nutcracker Ballet” from Blockbuster. Have all girl friends. Get made fun of in High School, (maybe even be overweight in high school), and […]

The Quarter-Life-Crisis

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We’ve all seen the middle-aged silver fox, riding around in his fire engine red corvette, hitting on women young enough to be his granddaughters. In D.C. we encounter them every day: Power-hungry, elderly men, who think that they’ve still got it. We can’t blame them for trying though, can we? We even cut them a bit […]

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