For White Girls Who Have Considered Suicide When He Doesn’t Text Back

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Every now and then, women are overcome by a surge of stupidity and courageous energy. In this moment they can behave irrationally, impulsively and like a goddamn fool. Yes, I think we all know what I’m talking about here- initiating a conversation with a man you like- via text. You sat around for 3 days  […]

Dissecting The First Date

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Dating can be a really confusing, treacherous field to navigate. Like a sick game of Russian roulette, there are many unspoken rules to be followed in the dating world. The game of dating is rarely addressed and just like shaving your legs, filing taxes, and breastfeeding, you’re expected to just figure it out. Luckily, once […]

Dating: Just Say Yes

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Ask any 20something how they feel about dating and you’re likely to get the same answer. It’s rather unpleasant. In many ways, it’s just like a job interview….and unless you’re guaranteed the job….and that you’ll love the job, it’s an absolutely miserable experience. You’re sitting there, desperately trying to sell yourself to a stranger, hoping […]

The Meanest Things You Can Say To A Woman

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We’ve all heard these. Usually, they  are comments coming from well-meaning people. People who unknowingly are cutting away at your ego and self-esteem! Here are some of the meanest things you can say to a woman: 1. You look so healthy! This is the meanest thing that can be said to a person. Every time […]

Your Man Is A Little Bit Gay If…

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If you are a woman who has ever dated in Washington, you have most likely dated a man who is “a little bit gay.” You may not know you’ve dated him, but trust me, you have. What do I mean exactly? Well, as a licensed and trained fag hag/fruit fly, I will clear this concept […]

The Ill-Mannered Man

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There are so many things about this curious world that bewilder me. I like to think that I am a patient and understanding person. I would even venture to say that I put up with a pretty decent amount of bullshit, maybe even more so than some other gals out there. However, each day, I […]

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